Dear Ethan,

Here introduces your father’s mom, Mavis, another nuts in the family.

Her proudest life accomplishment is probably that she has countless ANYTHING in her house. You may not be able to see it, but just name it, and she’s able to dig it out from nowhere NO MATTER WHAT! I always wonder if I would be like her someday. Cause that’s what moms do, collect anything in case your children need it after 20 years.

That’s definitely one of the reasons you love to hang around at her house so much because you love being surrounded by hazards.

Another reason that you have to remember her is she’s probably the only person in the planet who lets you play with her bra when SHE’S WEARING IT! As much as I find it inappropriate, I just love her for that.

I’ve been trying so hard to teach you to say “Happy Birthday” for her big day today. And what you can come up with so far is “Abby Day”!

Love,
Mommy