Dear Ethan,
The other day you had a little conversation with your new friend enemy.
You: Hi, Mr…big…orange…BUTT.
Pumpkin: My name is Pumpkin.
You: Hi, Mr Pumpkin. My name is Ethan. So, what can you pump?
Pumpkin: ……I don’t pump.
You: But you call yourself Pumpkin. You must be able to pump something. Can you pull my balloon? It’s deflating.
Pumpkin: ……My name is Pumpkin. It doesn’t mean I can pump.
You: But my friend told me his dad’s name is Mick Coffey, and he can really make coffee.
Pumpkin:……I DON’T PUMP!!!!!
You: Whoa……wow……whoa…..Help, mommy, Mr Pumpkin is gonna pump me.
And this is what I did to save you.
Love,
Mommy
