Dear Ethan,

You have to understand that just because I have to be there when you poop, it doesn’t mean you have to be with me in the bathroom when I go. We’ve got to stop attaching together like conjoined twins. You and I do need a break from each other before relationship breakdown.

Whenever necessary, Baby Einstein and his puppet friends will entertain you.

Am I slowing your language development as some experts said so? In case you have any problems learning vocabularies in the future, don’t blame me on that. Because I seriously doubt that the 30 minutes of video that you watched today is going to ruin you academically. Plus, Ethan, you enjoy it. You are speaking puppetish now.

Love,
Mommy